The hen is white, her eggs are blue. We do not give names to poultry anymore. We do not eat eggs until they are a couple of days old.
Sometimes when I eat a soft boiled egg I realize there might be no finer food, with bread and butter. The simplest food often serves to reconcile you with your life in particular and the world at large.
I second that emotion x eggs here are hatching a plan to become something sweet to be sent to you post haste x
you can of course eat what you make and just send on pictures, happy birthday yesterday.